Look at them - they've got expensive cars
Ugly faces with dodgy smiles
Every year different club
More money and bigger house
And stupid slags - they're with them not for love

Why pay that much for football on saturday?
So [bad word] like John Terry get their wage!

Steven Gerrard and Ryan Giggs
Frankie Lamps and the other pricks [bad word] Drogba and Ashley Cole
Ugly Rooney and Ginger Scholes
And [bad word] Bellamy who don't know where to play

Why pay that much for football on saturday?
So [bad word] like John Terry get their wage!

Peter Crouch and Robbie Keane
Would go where better money is
and useless Lucas Neill
You can [bad word] off to the toffees
and nobody's gonna cry in Upton Park

Why pay that much for football on saturday?
So [bad word] like John Terry get their wage!