Skag Trendy thinks he knows just what to do
He was only 17 and he was out [bad word] the brew
He though parents were too old, teachers told him what to do
He's Mr Skag Trendy, He'd like to talk to you

He told his mother what he was all about, she didnt acknowledge the cry for help she just chucked him out
Now hes broke sittin outside, hes sitting on the floor, he's got nothing else to think about except another score
But before he gets this he has to go and steal something, and thats not something he really wants to do but you see when his mother chucked him out she signed him off the brew

I wish somebody would love him he doesnt have a home
He wishes somebody would love him he doesnt have a home
He'd like to speak to his old school friends but he needs 10 pence for the phone

He had a girlfriend she was very very nice, walks by him now, wont look at him twice, she liked his dress sense and his cheeky cheeky grin but you see since hes been chucked out hes lost all of them

Hes got none (so he writes another sad song)
Aye hes got none (yes he writes another sad song)
Yah hes got none (so he writes another sad song)
Aye hes got none (yes he writes another sad song)

Mr Skag trendy think i know just what to do
I was only 17 i was out screwin the brew
I thought that parents were too old, teachers told me what to do
I'm Mr Skag trendy, i'd like to talk to you

I wish somebody would love me but I dont have a home
I wish somebody would love me but I dont have a home
I'd like to speak girlfriend but I need 10 pence for the phone

One thing can happen to someone in this situation,
That [bad word] and utter social deteriation
Should have clicked on he was out pawning his playstation

Just a young man he was looking for some variation

Made a mistake, (he was looking for some variation)
Aye he made a mistake (he was looking for some variation)
Aye he made a mistake (he was looking for some variation)
Made a mistake (he was looking for some variation)

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