(Turn me up)
I went into a bar just the other night.
Boy I got into one [bad word] of a fight
I think I broke my jaw
The very next morning
Somebody stole my car
My wife left home about a week ago
She stole the kids and she took all my doe.
She pee’d on the carpet and she shot my horse
Now I think I’ve gone better to bad to worse.

Texas and whiskey;
Whiskey from Texas
Texas, Texas Whiskey

Well I went to Daddy’s funeral just the other day
It’s been just 3 short days since he’s passed away
Seems he died of having to much to drink
And that’s how his [bad word] ended up in the drink

Texas and Whiskey
Funerals and Texas
Whiskey and funerals
Texas and Whiskey
Funerals; Texas Funerals