C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a [bad word] 
C-c-c-call me clever Is that still ok

D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV
Or hear it on the radio
Watch out for afteschool specials
Are we still ok
Well Ok

You call, and I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite ok

C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c [bad word] 
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still ok

D-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone
Or read it in a magazine
 [bad word] afterschool specials
Are we still ok
Well ok

You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite ok

C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c [bad word] 
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still ok

D-d-d-d-do you still need me
Now that I'm a monster
Paranoid media frenzy
Tells me I'm ok

You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
How I have to hate you
That's quite ok

You call, and I'll answer
You'll ask and I'll lie
As I grow to hate you
That's quite ok
Quite OK