Count De La Fey uncovered his cheating wife
Nine months of loving and sharing
Oh, it was a [bad word] child!
How could he have been so blind?

"No [bad word] baby
Will inherit what's mine!"

Another one of her affairs
Had left him in despair

So he pushed her down the stairs to die
"No!" she cried
In 1777, on the 7th day of July

The Countess broke her neck
And the embryo came out dead
Then he burned his beloved wife
And the embryo he gave a name

"Abigail, you must rest in shame!
Rest in shame!"

Obsessed with a strange idea
He wanted to mummify
The girl for the future to find
And he did!

So he pushed her down the stairs to die
"No!" she cried
In 1777, on the 7th day of July