Vanity

I'm not [bad word] 
I just love myself
 [bad word] #33;

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the flyest [bad word] of them all?
Never mind, I am
That [bad word] is so ****ing pretty
Yeah I am
If I were her I would kiss me (hey!)
Mirror mirror on the wall
Hit up prince charming
Tell him give me a call
Never mind, [bad word] him
Cause I found somebody better
Never mind, [bad word] him
I'll make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter, wetter)

Every day I see myself I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got **** on me, I'm the best for sure
V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on (get into it)

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the iest of them all
Never mind, I am
I am (oh she's so hot and y)
(Ha!) Yeah I am, that's right
No-no-no wonder she's [bad word] 

Mirror mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
Never mind, I am (I am)
It's not my fault I'm the ****
Yeah I am
And I'm a bad [bad word] [bad word] (hey!)

Every day I see myself I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got **** on me, I'm the best for sure
V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on (get into it)

No regrets
Get into it
No apologies

Bam bam ba bam
Bam bam ba bam
I take myself to be my lawfully wedded [bad word] 

All the girls say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the boys say
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
All the girls say
Yeah we're vain, so what, so what
Everybody say
Yeah we're vain, so what AND WHAT (whoo!)

V is for vanity (yeah), every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy cause
I turn myself on, yeah
I turn myself on (get into it)

If the shoe fits, wear it [bad word] 
If the shoe fits, wear it [bad word] 
If the shoe fits, wear it [bad word] 

Read my lips (muah!)
I'm a vain [bad word] (hey!)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Can't love no one else
Love yourself
And if they don't like it
Tell 'em
Get in line
And kiss your [bad word] [bad word] (muah!)

Love you baby (au revoir)
That's right
Let's go out like this

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the flyest of them all
It's me, bow down get on your knees
Where's my queens

Let me hear you scream
Whooo!

And the ladies he lives on
Going strong

Let us not forget
Who owns the throne

(Max)
You do mommi!