What do you say when you're too [bad word] up
What's your girlfriend say when i smack that butt
What do you say when [bad word] outta [bad word] 
Baby what you say when you bust a nut
LL Cool J needed love like dirt nasty needs some [bad word] 
like my baby [bad word] needs a tug like right now
so hop that [bad word] in the bath tub
what do i do when i'm too [bad word] up
can't keep it up cuz her boob job sucks
what do she do when i whip it out
close her eyes and open her mouth
i think i need an intervention
c-c-coke dope weed and then prescriptions
so listen up little children
dirk digler, you be illin'
uh im feelin kinda drowsy
don't do [bad word] without me

what do you say when you're too [bad word] up
what's your girlfriend say when i smack that butt
what do you say when [bad word] outta [bad word] 
baby what you say when you bust a nut
whatcha gonna do when you get too faded
and the date you're with wanna get x rated
andre legacy, i stay sedated
put me in the wheelchair and get me on the plane [bad word] 
fa-fa-famous for bein opiated
up in the club i fall asleep on the table
tip the waitress pinch the [bad word] 
i give her my number the kids got panache
lick on my stash it aint that easy livin this fast
forget the past corn beef and hash
horny little [bad word] like to call me their dad
it ain't that bad, put my [bad word] in their mouth
and put my nose in their coke bag

what do you say when you're too [bad word] up
what's your girlfriend say when i smack that butt
what do you say when [bad word] outta [bad word] 
and baby whatcha say when you bust a nut
what i'm gonna do when i'm all washed up
and that [bad word] i like to [bad word] with won't [bad word] 
i could try my luck with a [bad word] pump
or go get me some intravenous love
birds and bees and worms and slugs
turn to me or turn to [bad word] 
word on the street is i stink like a bum
but its hard to take a shower when you can't wake up
so what do i do when there aint none left
make a call to the pony express
guarantee 40 minutes or less 
cost a little more but only bring the best
ever seen a [bad word] in a brand new dress with a fat old man
tryin to look all fresh
well i've been with the worst and the best
and i couldn't even tell the difference

what do you say when you're too [bad word] up
and what's your girlfriend say when i smack that butt
what do you say when [bad word] outta [bad word] 
and baby whatcha say when you bust a nut