Every night while i'm undressin',
Sayin' my prayers and lightly confessin',
I can hear hot licks
From a set of [bad word] upstairs.

Well, it couldn't be johnny 'cause he isn't there;
Johnny's overseas. we no not where.
But, believe it or not, every night on the dot
I can hear a tenor [bad word] say:

Billy-a [bad word]  billy-a [bad word]  tick, tack.
When's that [bad word] #39; back?
When's that kid in the g.i. lid
Gonna choo-choo down the track?

Poor ol' me, i'm beat as can be,
And my rim has even started [bad word] 
Look at these sticks tryin' to take out the licks,
They're covered with an inch of dust, beep-a-dust.

Billy-a [bad word]  billy-a [bad word]  tick, tack.
When's that [bad word] #39; back?
When's that boy with the jumpin' joy
Gonna launch that last attack?

If he'll roll, roll, roll like a [bad word] 
Chewin', chewin', chewin' on a gumstick.
Jack, we'll soon have a japenese derby
And beat it like a cymbal on a music rack.

Billy-a [bad word]  billy-a [bad word]  tick, tack.
When's that [bad word] #39; back?
When's that boy with the jumpin' joy
Gonna launch that last attack?

If he'll roll, roll, roll like a [bad word] 
Chewin', chewin', chewin' on a gumstick.
Jack, we'll soon have a japenese derby
And beat it like a cymbal on a music rack.

Billy-a [bad word]  billy-a [bad word]  tick, tack.
Billy-a [bad word]  billy-a [bad word]  tick, tack.
Billy-a [bad word]  billy-a [bad word]  tick, tack.
When's that [bad word] #39; back, mom?

Bette Midler - Billy-a [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] lyric/bette-midler/billy-a [bad word] htm#ixzz2Cz2QaHO7