"Look, the old [bad word] is back!"
"Yeah, finally we'll get [bad word] again"
"The attic room has been locked up for far too long..."
"Just like the old [bad word] herself"
"She's on time though..."
"Why that silly wheelchair? 
"Oh, she's pretending as always"
"But she does make a good cup of tea..."

"Oh, my God, she's here!
Missy, listen to what Mother says:
Now you be good to Grandma
And remember she's been away on a long vacation
That goes for you too, King
And stop playing that thing!
Answer the door!"