(Aaron:)
Well, I guess the best way
For me to begin is
The other day I was hanging
With some friends
Going around the room talking
About our favourite noise
I said I had a brother
In the Backstreet Boys
So everyone screamed
Hey is this some kinda trick
Yeah, which one is he?

(Aaron:)
The blond one, Nick
Then the cutest girl said:

I have to see their show
But I have no ticket, Aaron
How can I go?

(Aaron:)
Your wish is [bad word] See it's no problem, hon
In fact I'll get some tickets
Here for everyone
All I gotta is pick up the celly
And its a done deal
Let me call Nick and tell him

By the way Aaron
If you could, while you're at it
Can you hook up some seats
For my friends and my parents?

(Aaron:)
So I said to myself
Well heck, why not?
There's nothing that can
Beat the connection I got

Aaron, oh Aaron
What are you going to do?
You make empty promises
Oh so big
(Aaron:) Man
How gonna make [bad word] [bad word] 
(Aaron:) I don't know
Aaron, oh Aaron
What are we going
To do with you?
Always a makin'
bigger mistake
Always a - makin'
fool

(Aaron:)
Yo, I gotta make a phone call

(Nick:)
Hello?

(Aaron:)
Hey Nick
I need a favour from you, dude
I promised people tickets
So you [bad word] through

(Nick:)
Sure, bro
How many do you need?

(Aaron:)
1, 2, uh, 3003

(Nick:)
What?
I can get you maybe a dozen
You can't promise seats to
Everyone and their cousin
What did you do?
How'd you get in this mess?

(Aaron:)
I was talking to this girl

(Nick:)
Hold your breath
I know the rest
Guess you better get yourself
whole lotta money

(Aaron:)
For 3000 tickets?
Nick, that's isn't funny
How'm I supposed to pull
That off in so little time?

(Nick:)
You got me, Aaron
That's your problem
Not mine

Aaron, oh Aaron

(Aaron:)
What do I do?

What are you going to do?
You make empty promises
Oh so big

(Aaron:)
What?

How gonna make [bad word] [bad word] 
Aaron, oh Aaron

(Aaron:)
What?

What are we going
To do with you?

(Aaron:)
I don't know

Always a makin'
bigger mistake

(Aaron:)
So, it was just one mistake

Always a - makin'
fool

(Aaron:)
Whatever
(Aaron:)
How in the world can
He do that to me?
I thought we were blood
I thought we were family
We're gettin' to the show
We'll get good seats
Everyone on the bus
You're [bad word] with me
I'm tellin' you guys
When we get to the gate
He can never say No
When he looks at my face
Hook me up
Nick, man, I swear
I'll pay you back

(Nick:) [bad word] to think about
We need an opening act

(Aaron:)
What do you want me to do
Tell jokes, dance, act?

(Nick:)
Nah, I want you on stage
I want you to rap
'Cause if you don't
You're gonna have
Some disappointed friends
And by the way
You're on at eight
That's when the show begins

Aaron, oh Aaron [bad word] on)
What are you going to do?

(Aaron:)
Man

You make big promises
Oh so big
(What?)
How you gonna make [bad word] [bad word] 

(Aaron:)
One promise man

Aaron, oh Aaron
What are we going
To do with you?
(Whatever)

(Aaron:)
I'm desperate

Always a - makin'
bigger mistake
(Will you be quiet?)

(Aaron:)
I'm desperate, man

Always a - makin'
fool

Aaron, oh Aaron
(Put your hands up)
What are you going to do?
You're making up promises
Oh so big
How can you make [bad word] [bad word] Aaron, oh Aaron
What are we going
To do with you
Always a - makin'
bigger mistake
How can you make [bad word] [bad word]