[Uncle [bad word] on over hunnie
And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[kissing sounds]
Well what you want baby?
[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?
[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?
[Baby] [bad word] yeah!
[Other Baby]
Me too!
[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
About the bad [bad word] Eazy-He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He's a bad Muthafu-
[Mother]
Gimmie that god [bad word] book!
Here let me read you this one
Chrismas [bad word] It was a silent night, yes a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa [bad word]  right?
[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly....
[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas [bad word] 
[Gun Shots]
Merry [bad word]  Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
Now dashin' through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4
Over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe
Nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this [bad word] tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my [bad word] this way
Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my [bad word] Oh yay!
Tis the season to get [bad word] crime lick
And I'm smokin' on this stick.
[Santa]
Ho ho [bad word] sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
Ho ho.
[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
cd player
[bad word] ?? and I'm gonna [bad word] VCR ?? some porno [bad word] the red nose reindeer
?? like a everlastin' gobstoper
?? poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the nuts oh
?? [bad word]  in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
?? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
[?]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.
[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
Thats no Chrismas
And all the toys, boys and girls [bad word] ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this [bad word] No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
?? when I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint [bad word] when Elvis was alive
But all the [bad word]  [bad word] got played when I was five
Years oh just stay young, bold datin'
Singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the ??
Just spread me a leaf
Little kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a [bad word]  lye.
[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of cocaine
And a [bad word]  K [bad word] 
[?]
Eazy-oh Eazy-Show us how you treat those [bad word] I saw mommy [bad word]  Eazy-E.
[Eazy-E]
Close the door little [bad word] I'm gettin' these draws.
[?]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya [bad word] don't stop.
[Eazy-E]
I don't give a [bad word] I'm gettin' chrismas caught
Ho ho ho and away I go.
[?]
Oh Saint Nick got a [bad word] like a ho
Well wheres this ??
[Eazy-E]
Shut the [bad word] up [bad word] And go back to sleep.
[?]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want a job
?? corn on the cob
But a [bad word] will eat them chicken, and
Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window
Smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a high know
[lot of mumblin