I hate the sound of clackin’ heels 
They drive me wild with an urge to kill 
Most women are crazy as [bad word] 

‘Cause these cats are cats 
Purrin’ to scratch 
Lickin’ their paws with the mice that they catch 
Most women are crazy as [bad word] 

Waitin’ for their bowl of cream 
Grinnin’ with their little schemes 
Most women are crazy as [bad word] 

And if they end up all alone 
They’ll suck your meat right off the bone 
Suck your meat right off of the the bone 

‘Cause I hate the sound of clackin’ heels 
They drive me wild with an urge to kill 
Most women are crazy as [bad word]