If you like me,
You can buy me,
And take me home,

When you see me,
On your tv,
I'm alone,

You can call me,
Tell your story, on the phone,

You can hear me,
Over blue seas,
I'm alone,

You can see me,
I'm not ready to go,
You can see me,
You can see me,
I'm not ready to go,
You can see me,

When you need [bad word] and see me,
And take me out,

In the evening,
When they're sleeping,
In the town,

All the crazies,
Tryin' to space me,
And I don't know,

I'm not easy,
Don't try to please me,
Stay on the phone,

You can see me,
I'm not ready to go,
You can see me,
You can see me,
I'm not ready to go,

If you like me,
You can buy me,
And take me home,

When you see me,
On you tv,
I'm alone,

You can call me,
Tell your story,
On the phone,

You can hear me,
Over blue seas,
I'm alone,

You can see me,
I'm not ready to go,
You can see me,
You can see me,
I'm not ready to go,
You can see me,

You can see me,
I'm not ready to go,
You can see me,

You can see me,
I'm not ready to go,
You can see me!