"WarCrack (Peein' in a Bottle)" Lyrics!
by Skippy McLizard

I've been goin' and I've been goin'
I just hope, I don't fill this up

I've been wackin' murlocs since last night around 9
11 in the morning, boss hit my phone a 100 times
One more level, and I'll finally have the time to pee
oh wait, lets go fishing my skill is only 103

Another drop I bet that it's clam meat, said clam meat
my cooking already produces way more [bad word] than my whole guild can eat
love that [bad word] on my sweet lovin evil obidient succubus
i hope she's promiscuous

 [bad word] 
I've been peein in a bottle cuz we're grinding all night
peepee on my mouse cuz i missed it wide right
My wife is gonna kill me (level 60 x 3)
when she finds out that they canned me (level 60)

It doesn't matter, my warlock is almost level 52
maybe next week you'll let [bad word] on a 40 man raid with you
i've got a [bad word] on hogger for when he took my balls, man
let's gather up a posse and put his nuts inside a can

Last time i stood up was last tuesday a little before 10
My body's so [bad word] atrophied i may never walk again
old Leroy is a legend, and I wish he hung out on my LAN
 [bad word] all Ironforge, Stormwind, Your Mama, and Loch Modan

 [bad word] 
I've been peein in a bottle cuz we're grinding all night
peepee on my mouse cuz i missed it wide right
My wife is gonna kill me (level 60 x 3)
when she finds out that they canned me (with the burning [bad word] they made it 70)

i heard you in the pvp causin' some [bad word] and talkin' sass 
i may be just a squishy lock, but i just pwned your [bad word] 
I saw you at the treasure tryin' to ninja all the loot
You best leave all the blues and purples or you'll eat my little gnomish boot

I've forgotten more about herbalism than you could ever learn 
yes, i'll make your healing potion cuz I've got the herb to burn
Now it don't matter that i sit in filth and stink and [bad word] and itch 
Cause [bad word] every quest and Azeroth's my [bad word] 

 [bad word] 
I've been peein in a bottle cuz we're grinding all night
peepee on my mouse cuz, i'm too tired to aim right
I think this game will kill me (level 60 x 3)
Only then will it release me (with the burning [bad word] they made it 70)

Oooh, Ahhh, Warcrack.
Oooh, Ahhh, Warcrack.