I bought my glove 
It was the best glove I've ever seen 
Stacking up that early crit chance 
It only cost me 400g

I heard [bad word] in the [bad word] 
And in that moment everything fell hushed 
And then I realized I got ganked

I ate oranges and it was k 
They were made fresh from Florida

I've got my [bad word] 
And I'm not talking tangerines 
This Wukong's going bananas 
Everything is going peachy keen 
Farming gold up with my Q 
And now I'm pushing up my lane 
Didn't bother buy wards 
Because today I'm not playing ranked

I heard [bad word] in the [bad word] 
And in that moment everything fell hushed 
And then I realized I got ganked

I ate oranges and it was k 
They were made fresh from Florida

Malzahar, it was k 
Teemo shroom, it was k 
Warwick ult, it was k 
Rammus taunt, it was k 
Got divorced, it was k 
Lost the kids, it was k 
Ship got towed, it was k 
Out [bad word]  not okay (T-T)

But I got oranges and it was k 
They were made fresh from Florida (Made not grrrrown!) 
No, you'll never have a bad day 
Just eat oranges and you'll k

I got oranges and it was k 
Just eat oranges and you'll be k too! :