I just walk through the desert
Counting every sandgrain
When I met whining cactus
Waiting for some rain

He said pal why did you
Just ate my mate this morning
As it started throwing rocks
With a smile on his face

Little pretty thing living in a hole
I got love for you
Little pretty thing living in a hole
I got laser for you

Holes right into nowhere
Things live in those holes yeah
I just lost my underwear
Riding through the desert
On a cactus well alright

And I just rode through the desert
On this friendly cactus
Try to hunt down these midgets
Sitting in their holes

I sad hey fellow cactus
As he stopped and asked me
Do you see these holes
Or are they just up there in your mind

Little pretty thing living in a hole
I got love for you
Little pretty thing living in a hole
I got laser for you

Holes right into nowhere
Things live in those holes yeah
I just lost my underwear
Riding through the desert
On a cactus well alright

Waka waka aha
Gimme gimme gimme
Back my pants
This is your last chance
See this gun?
You don't see it my friend!
Cause I lost it
When I went mad so bad
Now I got this furious *PSSHT* instead
And I told you
Why the [bad word] you're not listening
I *PSSSSHT* you like a boss
*Ding ding* now
Meet your master
And bounce to the rhythm
You don't leave me no choice
Cactorious hit 'em!

Holes right into nowhere
Things live in those holes yeah
I just lost my underwear
Riding through the desert
On a cactus well alright

Right into nowhere
Live in those holes yeah
I lost my underwear
Riding through the desert
On a cactus well alright