Got [bad word]  I'm glad ya'll set it off.
Used to be hard, now you're just wet and soft.
First you was down with the AK,
and now I see you on a video with Michel'le?
Lookin' like straight bozos.
I saw [bad word] , that's why I went solo.
And kept on stompin', 
when ya'll [bad word] moved straight [bad word] 
Livin' with the whites, one big house,
and not another [bad word] in site.
I started off with too much cargo,
dropped four niggas now I'm makin' all the dough.
White man [bad word] .
The Niggas With Attitudes -- who ya foolin'?
Ya'll niggas just phony,
I put that on my mama and my dead homeys.
Yella Boy's on your team, so you're losin';
Ay yo Dre, stick to producin'.
Callin' me Arnold, but you Been-a [bad word] 
Eazy saw your [bad word] and went in it quick.
You got jealous when I got my [bad word] 
but I'm a man, and ain't nobody helpin' me.
Tryin' to sound like Amerikkka's Most,
you could yell all day but you [bad word] close.
Cuz you know I'm the one that flown,
ya [bad word] 100 miles, but you still got one to go.
With the L-E-N-C-M-O-B, and ya'll disgrace the C-P-T.
Cuz you're gettin' [bad word] out your green by a white boy,
with no vaseline...

[Refrain] 
[L.L. sample:] "Now you're gettin' done without vaseline..." [3x]
[Biz Markie sample:]  [bad word]  it feels good to see people...on it"

The bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin',
who gives a [bad word] about a punk [bad word] villain?
You're gettin' [bad word] real quick, 
and Eazy's [bad word]  is smellin' like MC Ren's [bad word] 
Tried to tell you a year ago,
but Willie told me to let a hoe be a hoe, so
I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked,
now let's play big-bank-take-little-bank.
Tried to dis Ice Cube, it wasn't worth it
cuz the broomstick fit your [bad word] so perfect.
Cut my hair and I'll cut them balls,
cuz I heard you're, like, givin' up the drawers.
Gang-banged by your manager, fella, 
gettin' money out your [bad word]  like a [bad word]  Ready Teller.
Givin' up the dollar bills,
now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.
So don't believe what Ren say,
cuz he's goin' out like Kunte Kinte,
but I got a whip for ya Toby;
used to be my homey, now you act like you don't know me.
It's a case of divide-and-conquer,
cuz you let a Jew break up my crew.
House [bad word] [bad word] and hide, [bad word]  but you moved to Riverside.
So don't front, MC Ren, cuz I remember when you drove a 2-10.
Broke as a [bad word]  joke.
Let you on the scene to back up the Verse Team.
It ain't my fault, one [bad word] got smart,
and they rippin' your [bad word] apart.
By takin' your green, oh yeah,
the Villain does get [bad word] with no vaseline.

[Refrain scratched] 

I never have dinner with the President.
I never have dinner with the President.
I never have dinner with the President.
And when I see your [bad word] again, I'll be hesitant.
Now I think you a snitch,
throw a house [bad word] in a ditch.
Half-pint [bad word]  [bad word]  your homeboys.
You little maggot; Eazy turned [bad word] 
With your manager, fella, [bad word]  MC Ren, Dr. Dre, and Yella.
But if they were smart as me,
Eazy would be hangin' from a tree.
With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.
Light 'em up, burn 'em up, flame on...
till that Jheri curl is gone.
On a permanent vacation, off the Massa plantation.
Heard you both got the same bank account,
dumb [bad word]  what you thinkin' bout?
Get rid of that Devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple.
Cuz you can't be the [bad word] 4 Life crew 
with a white Jew tellin' you what to do.
Pullin' wools with your scams, now I gotta play the Silence of the Lambs.
With a midget