Hey honey, long time no see
You must be lookin’ for someone like me
Now it’s gettin’ much too late
Years gone by and there ain’t no friend

Here’s your drink and I’m here for you
I guess you can tell me the [bad word] About the things you left unsaid
About the funny times you had

Can I ask you for a dance?
The likes of me ain’t got no chance
Ain’t [bad word] about the place
Tonite’s the night for your romance

You do the talkin’, I do the song
I’m onstage and I’m down on my luck
You know it’s been so long ago
Since I heard your “No way, no”