Death to ladies first, then the gentlemen
Forcery, taxes, facelifts, abortion, nervous breakdance
Satanic girls gone wild, [bad word] [bad word] suicidal

First you try to [bad word] it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to [bad word] it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's [bad word]  [bad word]  eat, kill, now do it again)
It's [bad word]  [bad word]  eat, kill, et cetera)

First you try to [bad word] it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's [bad word] 
I've got a blackened soul, morals in a hole, wish I was so dead
Now the TV set's a sharp and cold depression
Pointless intervention, illegal separation, call my dealer
I want my lawyer, we've got a situation

First you try to [bad word] it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to [bad word] it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's [bad word]  [bad word]  eat, kill, now do it again)
It's [bad word]  [bad word]  eat, kill, et cetera)

On the news, or is it the noose?
The same results may vary
Side effects all vary

It's [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
It's [bad word]  [bad word]  eat, kill, now do it again)
It's [bad word]  [bad word]  eat, kill, et cetera)
 [bad word] the goddamned TV and the radio
And [bad word] making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll

It's [bad word]