I got a problem that I don't so easily admit
when [bad word] to going downstairs and making it quick
there's a fight between my feet and the floor
slow stepping settles the score
I can't [bad word] without mentioning old ladies
I can't [bad word] without mentioning old ladies holding babies

Had a fantasy about dark socks
Had a cup of tea, thought earl grey rocks
All of this leads me here to say
I'm not cool enough in the cool way.

Just around the time that the slap bracelet trend ended
Found out I had amended
My own list of phobias
I got a textbook version from my forearms to fists
That's right, I can't look at my wrists
I can not look at yours either
If I do, my facial color leaves
So have some courtesy and keep it in your sleeve

Had a fantasy about dark socks
Had a cup of tea, thought earl grey rocks
All of this leads me here to say
I'm not cool enough in the cool way.

I a dork? I have a robot name (x3)
Like I care. Call me it just the same.
I a dork? I have a robot name (x3)
Like I care. Call me it just the same. 

Had a fantasy about dark socks
Had a cup of tea, thought earl grey rocks
All of this leads me here to say
I'm not cool enough in the cool way.