Shary: In front of a tavern
    Flat on his face
    boozehound named Barney
    Is pleading his case.

    Barney: Buy me a beer
    Two bucks a glass
   [bad word] on, help me
    I'm freezing my [bad word] 

    Buy me brandy
    snifter of wine
    Who am I kidding?
    I'll drink turpentine.

    Moe: Move it, ya [bad word]     Or I'll blast your rear end
    Barney: I found two bucks!
    Moe: [bad word] in, my friend!

    Shary: And so, let us leave
    On this heartwarming scene
    Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
    Homer: Not till you're fifteen.