Homer: You could close down Moe's
    Or the Kwik-E-Mart
    And nobody would care
    But the heart and soul
    Of Springfield's in
    Our Maison Derriere!

    Belle: We're the sauce on your steak
    We're the cheese in your cake
    We put the spring in Springfield
    Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown
    Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown
    Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.

    Belle: We're that little extra spice
    That makes existence extra-nice
    giddy little thrill
    At a reasonable price
    Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
    With your total lack of morals
    Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
    Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!

    Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini
    The clams on your linguine
    Yes we keep the
    (Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna)
    In Springfield!

    Wiggum, [bad word]  and Skinner: We remember our first visit
    Quimby: The service was exquisite!
    Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!
    [bad word] on now, you were working here!
    Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun
    Since March of 1961!
    Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted
    Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!

    Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo
    Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu
    Dancing Girls: So don't take the
    (Barney opens a [bad word] in-the-box)
    All: We won't take the
    (Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle)
    All: Yes let's keep the
    (Moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
    All: In Springfield!
    [bad word] hits his face with a pie, Willy accidentally hits Lenny in the head with a sledgehammer, Wiggum and [bad word] Book Guy bounce their bellies together, Burns honks the horn on his antique car, Captain McCallister reels in a fish, and Barney burps.)