Lisa: I've been to Paris, and London, and Tokyo town
But one crazy 'burg has 'em all beat hands down!
Sideshow Mel: Jacksonville?
Lisa: I'm talkin' Springfield - you can buy chimichangas
Talkin' Springfield - the chicks have big gazongas
There's tires on fire, a guy named Apu
And Skinner, and Grampa, and old Disco Stu
Did I forget to mention you?
Lenny: You? That's me!
Lisa: I'm talkin' Springfield, where nobody sucks
(quietly) Except for Flanders...