Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz! (x2)

*He had [bad word] He had [bad word] He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

LIZ (Spoken)
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. 
Like... Bernie.
Bernie he liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP!
So, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, 
and looking for a little bit of sympathy
and there'e Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'...
... Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that gum one more time..." 
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots... 
...into his head.

[GIRLS]
*

[ANNIE (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago,
and he told me he was single,
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, [bad word] home, 
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my [bad word]  
Not only was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. 
So that night, when he came home from work, 
I fixed him his drink, as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their [bad word] 

[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]
Hah! He had [bad word] He had [bad word] He took a flower 
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder,
But not a crime!

[VELMA AND HUNYAK]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
In storms my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage.
"You've been screwin' the milkman," he says. 
He was crazy and he kept screamin',
"you've been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják,
hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg 
lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan 
vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja 
Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam
a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...

[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?

[HUNYAK]
UH UH, not guilty!

[VELMA]
My sister, Veronica and
I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie, travelled around with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row,
one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show, 
we're down at the hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin',
havin' a few laughs, and we ran out of ice.
So I go out to get some. [bad word] back, open the door
and there's Veronica and Charlie doing 
Number Seventeen- the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,  [bad word] blacked out.
I can't remember a thing. 
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands 
I even knew they were dead.

They had [bad word] They had [bad word] They had [bad word] all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[MONA]
I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself and on the way
he [bad word]  Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you could say we broke
up because of artistic differences.