I'm a force-a-nature!
Go, let's go! Play ball!
You're like a car crash in slow motion,
You fat bald [bad word]  [Whoo hwoah!]
Would you look at you? I mean look at you!
Diagnosis? You suck! [ha-haa!]
I broke your stupid [bad word]  moron!
Is, is anybody even paying attention to me?

Anyone else pushing this thing? [thing?]
Home [bad word]  batta swing! [swing!]
Just caved in your skull, boing! [boing!]
[Whoo!]
Boom, I'm back, dummy! [dummy!]
Clock just got [bad word]  [bad word] 
Look at me, look at me! [look at me]

Play ball, major league, push the frickin cart
Pop quiz, you and me, sorry behhh you're dead.
Ding-dong, nice shot, I will never stop killing you
Yeah, yeah, yeah! [woo-hoo!]
Go, go, go! [You seein' this?]

Grass grows, birds fly, [bad word] , I hurt people!
This sucks, sucks on ice, push it, eat my dust!
Boink-bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes!
Now we doin' it!
Yeah yeah yeah! [YES!]
Woo-woo-woo-wooh!

The freakin scout's a spy! 
There's a spy over there!
Yeah I dare you rage quit,
You shape-shiftin rat!
Alright, go left, to the left, left left left
Go right, to the right, right right right
What the [bad word] is you guys' problem?
Yo we should be goin that way! 
{Dammit!}

March, you lazy bums! [bums]
Spy wanna touch my gun!, [gun]
What is your major malfunction, [function]
Ey!
I dunno who to thank first, me! [me]
Oh what's up, didn't hurt, weak! [weak]
Whoosh, ting, bam! I make it look easy
Need a dispenser here, need a dispe-er-er...

Let's go! Put 'em up pal, stand on the freakin' point
Let's waste 'em, aw jeez! I'm a freakin' blur here!
Work, dammit! Keep it movin [get over here!] We pushin' this thing or what? 
Keep pushin' it!
Ah, argh, ah! [Woo-hoo!]
Ooh-urgh-uh-ah! [Wicked!]

Grass grows, birds fly, [bad word] , I hurt people
This sucks, sucks on ice, push it! eat my dust
Boink-bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes!
Now we doin' it!
Yeah yeah yeah! [YES!]
Woo-woo-woo-wooh!

Ah jeez, aw cripes the cart
let's stop that thing!
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
Aw we are screwed
This sucks on ice
This does not look good here, aw [bad word] (x2)

[You just got freakin' dominated, knucklehead, alright let's do this!]

Let's go! Put 'em up pal, stand on the freakin' point!
Let's waste 'em, aw jeez! I'm a freakin' blur here!
Work, dammit! Keep it movin [get over here!] We pushin' this thing or what? 
Keep pushin' it
Ah, argh, ah! [Woo-hoo!]
Ooh-urgh-uh-ah! [Wicked!]

Grass grows, birds fly, [bad word] , I hurt people
This sucks, sucks on ice, push it! eat my dust
Boink-bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes!
Now we doin' it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! [YES!]
Woo-woo-woo-wooh!

Ding-dong!