Star Wars gangsta rap lyrics: 
Admiral: 
This is Admiral [bad word] to base camp, 
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike 
and I have no experience with this type of [bad word]  
Who should I call for help? 
Vader: 
It's the V to the to the D-E-R (Vader!) 
 [bad word] #39; the Death Star! 
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, 
 [bad word] you up no matter who you are! 
Palpatine: 
Tell them [bad word] 'bout this here Dark Side! 
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! 
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't [bad word] #33; 
Vader: 
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit! 
Yoda: 
Oh, [bad word] #33; Yoda on the scene, 
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! 
 [bad word] on my tip, like Lando on liquor. 
Lando: 
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black [bad word] #39;s thicker. 
Chewbacca: 
*Wookie yell* 
Lando: 
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night 
I had Leia all [bad word] wanting to do me. 
Luke: 
Shut the [bad word] up man! Leia's my sister! 
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister. 
Ben Kenobi: 
Luke! Use the force before 
intercourse, but Luke! 
Don't forget! [bad word] ain't nothing but hos and tricks! 
(Ohh!) 
Luke: 
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) 
The chosen one, hotter than both suns! 
Vader ain't [bad word]  his head's cut up and split! 
He's slower than the first Pentium chip! 
(Dark Side!) 
Vader: 
The one who brings remorse to this [bad word] universe. 
(Rebels!) 
Luke: 
You know we'll [bad word] win, 'cause we'll fight to the end! 
(Dark Side!) 
Palpatine: 
I can feel the anger dwelling within you! 
(Rebels!) 
Yoda: 
You also feel Vader's [bad word] in you. [bad word] #33; 
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap* 
Han Solo: 
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat [bad word] slug! 
Fake gold chains? You sorry [bad word] thug! 
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed [bad word]  
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling* 
C3PO: 
Oh, my, goodness gracious me! 
I'm a [bad word] man's golden fantasy! 
Programmed for homo-ecstasy, 
ten million forms of [bad word] positioning. 
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee, 
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks* 
R2-D2, watch your language! 
Always having  with robotic strangers! 
Jar Jar Binks: 
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! 
Meesa like to fight and [bad word] yo wife. 
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb. 
Meesa will [bad word] you with me tongue. 
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. 
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. 
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. 
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna [bad word] #33;