Oh Manchester!
Oh Manchester!
Is wonderful!
Is wonderful!
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It’s full of [bad word]  [bad word] and United!
Oh Manchester is wonderful!

Oh Merseyside! 
Oh Merseyside!
Is full of [bad word]  
Is full of [bad word] 
Oh Merseyside is full of [bad word] 
It’s full of [bad word]  [bad word] and more [bad word] 
Oh Merseyside is full of [bad word] 

Oh Elland Road!
Oh Elland Road!
Is full of sheep!
Is full of sheep!
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep,
It’s full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep!

Oh Brian Kidd! 
Oh Brian Kidd!
Is still a Manc! 
Is still a Manc!
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc,
He [bad word] up Leeds United,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc!

The Council House!
The Council House!
Is never full! 
Is never full!
The Council House is never full,
Unless there play Man United,
The Council House is never full!

The San Siro!
The San Siro!
Is never full! 
Is never full!
The San Siro is never full,
Unless there play Man United,
The San Siro is never full!