Hey, there little darling
Where'd the old man go?
Why don't we get out of town
And do it all night long?

And we can lie out in the field
Till the morning light
Then me and your old man
Are gonna have to fight

Start the loving in the [bad word] And wind up in the ditch
Then The old man [bad word] [bad word] 
With a hickory switch

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Buddy showed me just
How fast a car can go
I'll race you for your pink slip
Right before this show

Put your girlfriend in the bet
To make things good
'Cause, she's been staring at me
Like no girlfriend should
 [bad word] s sitting right there
On the starting line
Stuck the sugar in your gas tank
By myself last night

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Hey, there little darling
Where'd the old man go?
Why don't we get out of town
And do it all night long?

And we can lie out in the field
Till the morning light
Then me and your old man
Are gonna have to fight

Start the loving in the [bad word] And wind up in the ditch
Then the old man [bad word] [bad word] 
With a hickory switch

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why I gotta learn the hard way?