Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee 
Lousy with virginity 
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed 
I can't; I'm Sandra Dee 

Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day 
I was not brought up that way  [bad word] across, 
Even Rock Hudson lost 
His heart to Doris Day 

I don't drink (no) 
Or swear (no) 
I don't rat my hair (eew) 
I get I'll from one cigarette 
(cough, cough, cough) 
Keep your filthy paws 
Off my silky draws 
Would you pull that [bad word] with Annette? 

As for you Troy Donahue, 
I know what you wanna do 
You got your [bad word] 
I'm no object of lust 
I'm just plain Sandra Dee 

Elvis, Elvis, let me be! 
Keep that pelvis far from me! 
Just keep your cool 
Now your starting to drool 
Hey, fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!