Yes I'm a [bad word] French
Kissing Gaby Kissing Jack Kissing Johnny Kissing Max 
Smacking chicks and making faces 
Snugging ladies slapping boys 
watching deeds doing hot
attention daddy [bad word] rug not.
Kill Me ! Kill Me !

Yo! I met this girl the other night
Hype super dope body and face her mini skirt tight
Talkin' 'bout legs and lips mindblowin' hips
Had to cross my legs just to look at her [bad word] 
Said she came out lookin' for some fun
Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one
I said "Why?" she said I was fly
Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die
Said she wanted to take me home to make love
Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of
I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?"
She said, "All the above"

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

Verse Two:

Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip
But let me tell you, she was on some [bad word] #39;  trip
Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light
And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room
Then she did a backflip, landed on my [bad word] 
I knew that I would be dead soon

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

Verse Three:

Yo, my pants were on, but so what?
She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey [bad word] up
Faster than I could say "No!"
It was like a rodeo, I was with a  nut
I looked in her face...
She sweated and she grinned with delight
And then she broke out a whip, I said " [bad word] #33;"
This girl had crazy plans for the night

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

Verse Four:

Now whips ain't all that she had
All kinda crazy [bad word] was at this [bad word] #39;s pad
I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots
Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose
I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me!
I'll do anything you ask!"
And then homegirl stripped, 38" [bad word] 
Man you shoulda seen that [bad word] 

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This freak tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

Verse Five:

My [bad word] was harder than a bulletproof vest
She started pourin' baby oil on her chest
And then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme"
Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West
I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in
It was her [bad word] #39; husband, six-foot ten
I knew my life would soon end

Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun
Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere [bad word] 
Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a gun or a knife
Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me [bad word] #39; his wife
Yo...