Good evening ladies and gentlemen

[scratched:] "Let's describe a certain female"


 [bad word]  Snoop]
 [bad word] will be [bad word] as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy
 [bad word] will be [bad word] as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy
 [bad word] will be [bad word] as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy



[Snoop Dogg]

It all goes back, to '85

When I start gettin [bad word] every day of my life

It really didn't matter what the [bad word] look like

I remember one night, after the Sugar Ray fight

Wouldn't you believe it, Dogg like a retriever

I went up in this big fat [bad word] named Treva

She had a best friend with [bad word] named Vanessa

She told me to undress her, yessir

Ain't no pressure, later that semester

She put me down with her homegirl name Tanisha

She was so vicious, lips so luscious

Suck a [bad word] [bad word] and have it shinin like some dishes

Patricia, Patricia, she love the way I stick her

I take her to the movies and now, she eat the [bad word] up

Big bucks, no whammies

I had to meet this white [bad word]  her name was Tammy

She lived in the Valley, she couldn't understand me

But she let me dig out, her homegirl named Brandi

Now Brandi was a cute little thick [bad word] 
She moved to the hood from the 2-oh-6

She brought some new tricks, flippin them squirrels

And the pearls, and turnin out the neighborhood little girls

Hmm, and I seen that, so I peep the game

So I put her down, bottom [bad word] on my team

And we began makin, breakin [bad word] takin

whatever we want, see she want with the fakin

It's real in the field, no mistakin

And crack the little [bad word]  yeah she Jamaican

Time and time again she would bring me bud

And let me beat it up, listenin to "One Love"

Off some jerk chicken, I got mo' [bad word] 
Now I'm [bad word] her sister it's gettin real suspicious

But the [bad word] is good, so they won't tell

And now they next door neighbor, Clarissa Bell

She been lookin at me, I think she wanna hit

But I'ma holla back, cause I'm on another [bad word] 
I'm on some other [bad word]  I got a phone call

From the [bad word] president y'all

He said, "Snoop Dogg, how could I [bad word] a [bad word] 
and make her suck a [bad word] and not get caught for the [bad word] of it?"

I called and look here, this what you do

Make the First Lady sell a little [bad word] for you

I think he got it, cause he left fast

He left his daughters, and a lot of cash

Well what do ya know, D-O-double-
Major pimpin, out in D.C.

And I'm a young pimp, got a lot of growin left

And you's a young hoe with a lot of hoein left

Always keep a hoe in check, blowin us a train wreck

Yeah I might have to go in depth

See every little hoe I met

They're standouts, you know the ones like Yvette

We [bad word] in the car, behind a bar

I shot it in her face and it went "Ahhh"

My homeboy Charles

Went up in his sister, behind the garage

I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick

When y'all was tryin to hump, I was teachin them to suck [bad word] 
Always tryin to go up in a hoe

Got caught tryin to [bad word] in school they asked me what I did it fo'

You know just what I told her?

I love [bad word]  and this [bad word] is what I showed her

And now they threw me out, now I'm at the pad

I'm at a new school, way cool

New hoes, new script, fresh fish

Walk up in the room and I bust a new [bad word] 
I'm in some new tail, wanna holla back

But for now let me holla back Impala black

She's a 12th gr