Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they’re all confused.
Don’t these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys, where there’s one you’re bound to divide it.

Right in two.

Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they forge a blade, and where there’s one they’re bound to divide it,

Right in two.
Right in two.

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.

Gotta cut it all right in two,
Gotta cut it all right in two,
Gotta cut it all right in two,
Gotta cut it all right in two…

Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over life, over blood, over prayer,
Overhead and light
Fight over love, over sun, over another, …

Angels on the sideline again,
Been so long with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end.

Gotta cut it all right in two,
Gotta cut it all right in two,
Gotta cut it all right in two,
RIGHT IN TWO!

Right in two…