Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now I'm gone

Do you really want just another hi-fi,
Or do you want mine?
Do you really want just another hi-fi,
Or do you want mine?

You took a taxi and I paid your fare
The meter's [bad word] 
The meter's [bad word] 

You took a taxi and I paid your fare
The meter's [bad word] 
The meter's [bad word] 

Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now I'm gone

Silly you misused my hi-fi
Dissed my hi-fi
Changed tune on my hi-fi
Now I'm gone

Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now I'm gone

What if I turned down my hi-fi
Paused my hi-fi
Swapped discs on my hi-fi
Still you're gone

Talk's dirty to me baby
Treat me clean
Talk's dirty to me baby
Treat me clean

Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now I'm gone

Silly you misused my hi-fi
Dissed my hi-fi
Changed tune on my hi-fi
Now I'm gone

Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now I'm gone

What if I turned down my hi-fi
Paused my hi-fi
Swapped discs on my hi-fi
Still you're gone

Put the hi-fi down!
Move away from the hi-fi!