Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddyu doo
(God [bad word]  it's some honkies in this mother [bad word] tonight
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Oh oh oh ah yeah
(You [bad word] came anyway, huh)

(Brother Marquis)
I met this [bad word] standing on the bolck
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
She'll suck on my [bad word] if I buy her a rock
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Got the [bad word] (got the [bad word] 
She got jacked (she got jacked)
Punched her face (punched her face)
And I took my money back

(Luke)
I was walking down the street when i met this lula
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
She had a mouthpiece and a nice soup cooler
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
She sucked my [bad word] (sucked my [bad word] 
Licked my balls (licked my balls)
Kissed my [bad word] (kissed my [bad word]  [bad word]  this [bad word] ll do it all

(Brother Marquis)
I met this bit at a quarter past 12
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
When I took her [bad word] home the [bad word] smelled like [bad word] Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Summer's Eve (Summer's Eve)
Massengil (Massengil)
Wash your [bad word] (wash your [bad word]  [bad word] kill that funky smell

(Luke)
I saw this [bad word] walking down the block
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Between her legs she had a big red spos
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Was [bad word]  (was [bad word] 
Was it blood? (was it blood)
My [bad word] (my [bad word] 
My [bad word]  I don't know what the [bad word] it was

(Brother Marquis)
I met this girl and she tried to act [bad word] Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
She was from the projects of Liberty City
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Bangkok (Bangkok)
Rag top (rag top)
Cross me (cross me)
And bet your [bad word] you'll get drepped

(Luke)
I saw this [bad word] tricking at the bus stop
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
I said you sissy [bad word] you know you oughta spop
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Spreading AIDS (spreading AIDS)
Punk [bad word] (punk [bad word] 
Watching [bad word] (watching [bad word] 
You know a real [bad word] ain't about all that [bad word]