Started at the age of four
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door to find something in a size four

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only

King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me

My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in the drag queen
Don't knock it until you tried it on

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the … Everybody!

King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me

England! Get those hands up in the air

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only

King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day, in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day, in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day, in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys
Just wait 'til all the guys
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of ME

Hey You
Said Hey Hey Hey Hey!
Said Hey Hey Hey Hey
Said Hey Hey Hey Hey
Said Hey Hey Hey Hey
Said Hey-o 
Go
Alright
Said Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey...
And Stop

Now Way-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-it a minute

Yeah-Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

I want you to know, 
I want you to know now
You've been so good
Better than myself

You've been so good to me 
You've been so good to me 
You've been so good to me 

You know you make me wanna shout
Pick my hands up and shout
Pick my hands up and shout
pick my hands up and shout
Pick my hands up and…
Hey-ay-ay-ay
Hey-ay-ay-ay
Whey-ay-ay-ay-ay
Whey-ay-ay-ay-ay 

little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
little bit softer now
Shooby-doo [bad word] bop-bop
Shooby-doo [bad word] bop-bop
Shooby-doo [bad word] bop-bop…

Always look on the bright side of life
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Always look on the bright side of life
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Always look on the bright side of life
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Always look on the bright side of life

Say 
Hey-ay-ay-ay
Hey-ay-ay-ay
Whey-ay-ay-ay-ay
Whey-ay-ay-ay-ay 

Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now
Little bit louder now

Jump up and shout now 
Jump up and shout now
Jump up and shout now
Jump up and Shout Shout Shout Shout Shout Shout Shout Scream

Hey-ay-ay-ay
Hey-ay-ay-ay
Whey-oh-ay-ay-ay
Whey-oh-oh-ay-ay
Shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, 
Oh-oh-ooh-ohoo-ohoo-ohoo

Nobody Likes You
Everyone Left You
They're All Out Without You 
Having Fun