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Only fifty pounds and the world is yours
Pay us cash or pay us cheque
Or pay us anything
We'll be happy just to serve you
On your summer fling

Have you been to Paris in the spring
Strolled the champs and seen the strippers swing
The sky is blue, the Seine is too
There's lots of things to do
So just relax [bad word] next week
To our office down the street

Bungles will be waiting at the bus
The French are crooks so put your [bad word] in us
We'll get you fish and chips
And English beer to wet your lips
Yes never fear
The Bungles man is here

Time will fly you'll dread the thought of home
Paris and Geneva [bad word] Rome
Running round the Vatican a sucking your ice cream
Let Bungles guide your summer dream
Yes never fear the Bungles man is here

Strolling neath the palm trees by the sea
Away from everyone and almost free
Push your way through crowded streets
Be careful what you buy
The Bungles man will tell you why
Yes never fear, the Bungles man is here

Bungles fortnight must have gone by quick
Sorry if the coach made you feel sick
And now you're back in your home town
Bright shades of lobster brown
What's that? you want [bad word] to come next year
Well never fear Bungles will be here