(all spoken in a deep slooow scary voice)
Ladies and gentlemen
Tonight the DJs a clown
Clap your hands

Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Clap your hands

Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Clap your hands

Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Crash crash crash
Eeeeeewww 

Hello little friend 
Are you alone tonight?
Are you afraid of me?
Dont be!
Im just a clown 
Do you want a red balloon?
There you go 
POP!!!
Now shove it up your [bad word] 
(demonic laughter)
Ooh hoo ha ha ha ha
Ooh hoo ha ha ha ha
Ooh hoo ha ha ha ha
Ooh hoo ha ha ha ha
For tonight 
The DJs just a clown

bbrrrrrmmm
bbrrrrrmmm
bbrrrrrmmm
(Big top music)

Clap your hands! 
Clap your - hands!
And dance
Clap your - hands!
And dance

Ohhh there you are
Ive been looking all over for you
Do you want some candy?
Or should I shove it up your aaass
(diabolical laughter)
Ooh ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

(Big top music)

Now shut up!
For tonight the DJ is a clown

bbrrrrrmmm
bbrrrrrmmm
bbrrrrrmmm
(Big top music)

Clap your hands
Clap your hands 
And dance
Clap your hands 
And dance

Clap your hands 
And dance
Clap your hands
Clap your hands
Clap your hands 
And dance

Ladies and gentlemen
Tonight 
The DJ 
Is a clown