Don't slouch, don't read on the coach
Go to bet at a decent hour
Get a job, stay out of trouble
Do not make it double

Don't make waves, lead a normal life
No  before marriage - you'll have a wife
Use a napkin, do not point
What's that smell? Is that a joint?

Go to law school, never raise your voice
Wash behind your ears & put away those toys
Look both ways before you cross the street
Have a well-balanced breakfast: eat!eat!eat!

You're gonna look like me!
You're gonna look like me!
You're gonna look like me!

Eat your meat & tie your shoes
Apply yourself & pay your dues
Wear sensible clothes on
Don't look like a moron

Always say "thank you" & always say "please"
Wipe off your tears & do not tease
Turn off that noise & return your books
Be polite, your stupid friends are crooks!

Wanna be cool?
Never open that door!
Mom & daddy gonna see you no more!

Now you wanna be a good boy
You don't wanna be bad
Rebelling with a mom
Ain't it sad?!?

Go to law school, never raise your voice
Wash behind your ears & put away those toys
Show respect for authority & get a haircut
Don't talk to strangers... [bad word] IT! LET'S ROCK!

You're gonna [bad word] IT! LET'S ROCK!
You're gonna [bad word] IT! LET'S ROCK!
You're gonna [bad word] IT!