I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine
Called up my friends [bad word] and waste the day

I got a dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves
And a bindle and some LSD
Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet
To help me to forget my name

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin' a lie
Tryin' to get [bad word] up every night

I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all day
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
I'm sorry but I have to say
I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] 

Now the party was jumpin' and the girls were fine
With the lipstick summer glaze
I got so many [bad word] #39; after me
I put some [bad word] on layaway

I was smoked out, tore up, [bad word] as [bad word] 
And I wouldn't wanna change a thing
Young and dumb and full of [bad word] 
With a sugar-loaded candy cane

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin' a lie
Tryin' to get [bad word] up every night

I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all day
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all day

Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all day
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
I'm sorry but I have to say
I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] you!
Aw yeah! I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] you!

I can't eat, can't sleep and I'm bored as [bad word] 
And the girl I want just walked away
She just found out I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] 
It looks like I'm not gettin' laid

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just livin' a lie
Tryin' to get [bad word] up every night

I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all day
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all day

Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
Oh, I'm gettin' [bad word] all day
I'm gettin' [bad word] all night
I'm sorry but I have to say
I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] you!

Yeah! No, too [bad word] to [bad word] you, ooh!
I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] you, somebody, help me!
Lord have mercy, somebody help me
I can't [bad word] #39; breathe, I'm too [bad word] to [bad word] #33;