Kitty:
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till i'm legally wed,
I can't! I'm Sandra Dee! Watch it, hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way. [bad word] across, even
Rock Hudson lost

Kitty with Sugar, Brittany, Tina and Unique:
His heart to Doris Day.

Kitty (Sugar, Brittany, Tina, and Unique):
I dont drink (no!)
Or swear (oh!)
I dont rat my hair (ew!)
I get ill from one cigarette (cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that [bad word] with Annette?

Kitty:
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do,
You've got your [bad word] I'm no object of lust.

Kitty with Sugar, Brittany, Tina, and Unique:
I'm just plain Sandra Dee.

Kitty:
Elvis! Elvis! Let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool,
Now your starting to drool.
Hey fongool, I'm Sandra Dee.