Went to a party
 we danced all night
 we drank 16 beers
 And then I started up a fight

 But now I'm jaded
 You're out of luck
 I'm rolling down the stairs
 Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
 Too [bad word] to [bad word]  Too [bad word] to [bad word]  Too [bad word]  To [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word]  To [bad word] 
 I like your stories
 I love your gun
 Shooting out your tires
 Sounds like loads of fun

 But in my room
 Wish you were dead
 You ball like the baby
 In Eraserhead

 Too [bad word] to [bad word]  Too [bad word] to [bad word]  Too [bad word]  To [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word]  To [bad word] 
 Too [bad word] to [bad word]  Too [bad word] to [bad word]  Too [bad word]  To [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word]  To [bad word] 
 I'm about to drop
 My head's a mess
 The only salvation is
 I'll never see you again

 You give me head
 It makes it worse
 Take out your [bad word]  retainer
 Put it in your purse

 Too [bad word] to [bad word]  You're too [bad word] to [bad word]  Too [bad word]  To [bad word]  It's all I need right now Oh baby
 I'm melting like an ice cream bar
 Oh baby

 And now I got diarrhea
 Too [bad word] to [bad word]  Yeah, Yeah
 Yeah, Yeh