Down a tunnel, in a tube
On the road, knocked down and [bad word] Some man laid with blood in hair
And beside him was a bear.

But this bear was a man
Red-neck biker from some clan
I was really scared and [bad word] But the creature only hissed:

Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!

Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!

I said: Sir, what have you done?
Take a look at what's going on
Why kill a man for touching your bike?
After all, it's just a hype

Hype it is! - Was the reply -
Kiss your [bad word] and say goodbuy!
He pulled out his killer gun
I got blue and turned round [bad word] 
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!

Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!

But I did [bad word] away
I was smarter in a way
Took the road to the country side
Down to red-flagged farming sites

"Rent a tractor" - the sign read
Want them all! - That's what I said
Paid my bill and went to a pub
Where [bad word] had their fun

Hey, you boys, you wanna ride?
Gotta a [bad word]  who pushed you pride!
Got 'em wheels? 
Sure I do!
And the biker paid his due...

Don't touch it!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!