i like butter, i like jam,
i like toast, and i like spam.
these are things that make me happy,
something fresh and something snappy.
i like toothpaste when its green,
dental floss is sure to clean,
bathroom towels and carpeting
just make me want to sing...
get get get happy,
get get get happy,
get get get happy,
GET HAPPY!

i like to dance i like to spin
while exercising at the gym,
since i am so very wealthy
i have money to be healthy.
i like records when they sell,
i hate guys like jessie helm,
i like the beat when it is slammin
and the groove is really jammin...

get get get happy,
get get get happy,
get get get happy,
GET HAPPY!
GET HAPPY!
GET HAPPY!

i like donnie osmand
and the partridge family,
i think id go crazy
if i saw them on the street.
i like beaches in the summer,
when it rains its such a bummer,
hoola girls cant swing and sway,
surfers [bad word] out and play...

get get get happy,
get get get happy,
get get get happy,
GET HAPPY!
GET HAPPY!
GET HAPPY!

i like throwing tantroms
when i dont get what i want,
acting very childish
thats my favorite stunt.
HAHAHA
these are things i like to [bad word] along and do them too!
if you dont like the words i say
we can go out anyway...
get get get happy,
get get get happy,
get get get happy,
GET HAPPY!
GET HAPPY!
GET HAPPY!
these are things i like to do,
GET HAPPY!
these are things i like to do.
GET HAPPY!