Suburban white alcoholic trash 
We ain't glam and we ain't trash 
We're victims of a society 
That [bad word] with me about sobriety 

They say don't drink this and don't drink that 
'cause it does a little more than just make you fat 
It's a serious disease that you learn about in school 
And if your dad's an alcoholic you'll be one too 

Mom and dad don't have a clue 
The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof 
And all the times I borrowed the car 
Not as a ride but as a [bad word] bar 
 [bad word] yeah! I got the venom in my veins 
God [bad word]  This [bad word] is drivin' me insane 
Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same 
Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker 
Makes you sicker, it's the best! 
 [bad word] and my parents are gone 
It's time to party once I mow the lawn 
Havin' fun ain't that a fact 
It's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac! 

Invite everyone and your neighbors too 
It's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n' roll zoo 
But don't be blabbin' it around my mother 
But invite everyone and your skate rat brother 
 [bad word] yeah! I got the venom in my veins 
God [bad word]  This [bad word] is drivin' me insane 
Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same 
Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker 
Makes you sicker, it's the best!