Mama gripped onto the milkman's hand
And then she finally gave birth
Years go by, still I don't know
Who shall inherit this earth
And no one will know my name until it's on the stone
Oh, woah

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Waking up with an ugly face
Winston Churchill in drag
Looking for a new maternal embrace
Another tired old gag
I just a walking bag of chewed-up dust and bones
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Father Theresa, you can't make me into you
I never wanna be like you
Why can't you see, it's me
You know it's time to let me go

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