I'll cut your tongue right out of you
 And then I'll eat your wedding ring
 No roundabouts, no swings
 You're always cold
 You're always cold
 Stick two fingers up at you
 Spit in your face like you do
 Then calm down, break through
 You're always cold
 You're always cold
 You're always cold
 I love you to infinity
 It's nothing but a television show
 You're the best I could ever have
 But please remember its half and half
 I want you out of my house now
 [bad word] off back to Middlewich
 Grab your bags and [bad word] back
 I'll see you soon
 I'll see you soon
 Sometimes everything is wrong
 So disregard my smile
 Someday this will end and
 We'll both be old
 We'll both be old
 I love you to infinity
 It's nothing but a television show
 You're the best I could ever have
 But please remember its half and half
 You're the best thing that I ever had
 Remember that I want you back
 You're the best thing that I ever had
 Remember everything we had
 I love you to infinity
 It's nothing but a television show
 You're the best I could ever have
 But please remember its half and half