And Jackie-a and Jackie-a and Jackie-a and, 
And Jackie-a and Jackie-a, hiy. 
Bouvier 'till her wedding day. Shots rang out, the police came. 
Momma laid me out on the front lawn and prayed for Jackie's strength. 
Feeling old by twenty-one, never felt my day [bad word]  
My bridesmaids getting laid, I prayed for Jackie's strength. 

Make me laugh. Say you know what you want. 
You said we were the real thing. 
So I show you some more and I learn, 
What black-magic can do. 
Make me laugh. Say you know you can turn, 
Me into the real thing. 
So I show you some more and I learn. 

Stickers licked on lunch boxes, worshiping David Cassidy. 
Yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box; she's still in recovery. 
Sleepovers, Beens get some pot. You're only popular with my anorexia. 
So I turn myself inside-out and hope someone will see, will see. 

Make me laugh. Say you know what you want. 
You said we were the real thing. 
So I show you some more and I learn, 
What black-magic can do. 
Make me laugh. Say you know you can turn, 
Me into the real thing. 
So I show you some more and I learn. 

And Jackie-a and Jackie-a and Jackie-a strength. 
And Jackie-a and Jackie-a, hiey. 
I got lost on my wedding day, typical. The police came. 
Oh but virgins always get back stage, no matter what they've got to say. 
If you love enough you lie a lot. Guess they did in Camelot. 
Momma's waiting on my front lawn. I pray, I pray, 
I said I pray for Jackie's strength (strength) strength. 

Make me laugh. Say you know what you want. 
You said we were the real thing. 
So I show you some more and I learn. 
And Jackie, yeah, and Jackie, yeah and Jackie, yeah, strength. 
And Jackie, yeah, and Jackie, yeah, hey, hmm.