I want to [bad word] her on the floor
Among my books of ancient lore
So I will make a full report
I got a [bad word] girlfriend

Its not the four-inch heels she wears
Its not her baby-fine blond hair
Its more the desert in her stare
Ive got a [bad word] girlfriend

Shes not the colt
That she once was
Shes elegant
But youth is lost
Still she has ways to make me talk
I love you [bad word] girl

Her french is perfect
Sos her butt
She wears two crosses
Tangled up
Shes independent
Shes not dumb
Tough little [bad word] girl

So now Ive [bad word] her on the floor
Among my books of ancient lore
And I have made a full report
About a [bad word] girl