All day i was working
a [bad word] job with [bad word] pay.
My only motivation
was leftovers from yesterday. [bad word] home to find that
my lasagna is all gone.
You're the only culprit
now the line must be drawn!

I hate you! You ate my food
I hate you! You killed my mood
I hate you! That was [bad word] I hate you! Don't eat my food!

Those are my taquitos and those cupcakes belong to me
Don't you f**king eat them or death will find you in your sleep!
That's my frozen pizza, those are my burritos too
Don't you f**king touch them or you'll be eating through a tube!

I hate you! You ate my food
I hate you! You killed my mood
I hate you! That was [bad word] I hate you! You ate my food
I hate you! You killed my mood
I hate you! That was [bad word] I hate you!
How would you like it if I ate all your [bad word] 

You get what you pay for! I have no food
You get what you pay for! You ate my food
You get what you pay for! I'll get repaid
You get what you pay for! By eating you!

Dude. Chill. It was just a burrito.

Don't!
Eat!
My!
Food!

And now, fun with duct tape!
*duct tape ripping sound*
Oww!