Time for the main attraction
The story must be told
Time for a chain reaction
It never gets old
Some bots get satisfaction
Breaking the mold
Some bots are just distractions
Some bots are just gold

I'm not the bad guy
I'm just a bit surprising
It's not worth losing sleep
It's not worth analyzing
There was a time
Not so long ago at all
I was just like you
Can you hear my call?

Now I'm popping in
Over here, over there
I'll be checking in
But you'll never be aware
In the beginning I kept a keen eye
On the state of affairs with the new guy

Now I got a new gig
(Let me know if ya dig)
Ain't going home so I better go big
Just gotta glance at Cam 2B
Then you get a little surprise

IT'S ME

You may say that I'm breaking your mind
In my opinion you're much too kind

Time for the main attraction
The story must be told
Time for a chain reaction
It never gets old
Some bots get satisfaction
Breaking the mold
Some bots are just distractions
Some bots are just gold

You did a good job
Watching those little screens
It warms my servos and circuits
To hear some fresh screams
But don't get me wrong
You were very brave
When faced with friendly singing animals
You never caved

I'm finished training, done explaining
No more facts are left remaining
Now you know the gist of it
You're a perfect fit
I don't want to hear no [bad word] 
I'm passing down this Golden opportunity
Eternal scrap yard immunity
Take it with pride and enjoy the ride
You'll forever be a part of [bad word] 

You may say that it's all in your mind
But in the end, I think that you will find

You are the main attraction
Your story must be told
You are a chain reaction
That never gets old
Some bots get satisfaction
Breaking the mold
Some bots are just distractions
Some bots are just gold

You are the main attraction
Your story must be told
You are a chain reaction
That never gets old
Some bots get satisfaction
Breaking the mold
Some bots are just distractions
Some bots are just gold